Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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