the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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