real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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