he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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