don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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