She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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