Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
then he tried to convert me to islam
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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