I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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