Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
no. you can't hotbox the world.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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