party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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