whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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