Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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