I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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