Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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