WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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