Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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