would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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