i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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