Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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