your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So many bounce houses so little time
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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