How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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