Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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