Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
love makes seman taste better
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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