yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just found a bag of teeth...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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