I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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