"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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