yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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