how can u be prego again
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
