It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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