I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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