Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I need to sanitize my soul.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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