She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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