I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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