I am in a vortex of obligation.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
wow bdsm is so cute
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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