I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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