Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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