Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
