She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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