dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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