No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
we should paint friendship bongs
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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