Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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