Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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