white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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