Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
