Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
barbara walters just said penis...
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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