My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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