i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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