what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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