But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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