Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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