I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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