She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
