So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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